4/28/2004

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:yes
Do you party a lot? How often?:sometimes, not too often
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:i'm not sure
Do you skip classes? How often?:rarely, once or twice a semester at most
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:no
Do you steal?:no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:i don't believe so
Do you drool over celebrities?:not really
Do you watch a lot of TV?:no
Do you ever watch the News?:yes
Do you even care about world issues?:yes, i do.
Do you read books often?:yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:not really.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:yes
Do you cuss a lot?:no
Are you desperate to fit in?:not really
Are you intelligent?:depends who you ask
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:no
Black eyeliner?:no
Black eyeshadow?:no
Black trenchcoat?:no
Black boots?:no
Black fishnets?:no
Black nail polish?:no
Cigarettes?:no
Heavy metal music?:no
Marilyn Manson?:no
Kittie?:no
Cradle of Filth?:no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no
Do you like to be seen as:no
Are you an intellectual?:in the Marxist sense?
An atheist?:no
Horrible home life?:no
Hopelessly depressed?:not hopelessly
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:oh yeah.
Self-mutilation?:no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:no
Big black boots?:no
Mohawk?:no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:no
Loud, confident and opinionated?:depends who you ask and in what context
Wild hair colors?:no
NOFX?:what's that?
Rancid?:no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:usually
A:huh?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:not quite sure
Do you watch a lot of sports?:not really
Play a lot of sports?:maybe?
Talk a lot about sports?:no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:yes...
Are you arrogant?:no
Are you a male or female whore?:no
Are you homophobic?:no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no
Boobs = yes?:no
Parties = yes?:no
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:no
Have you ever been on a diet?:no
How much did you lose?:N/A
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:N/A
Make yourself throw up?:no
Make-up?:very little on appropriate occasions
Low-cut tops?:what's low?
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:classified information
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:i don't think so
Giggle a lot?:no
What's the deal with boys?:what do you mean?...men?
Thongs?:no
Pretty bras?:if they're not itchy
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:no
Who's the weaker sex?:what do you mean by weaker? women have a higher threshold of pain, but men physiologically are supposed ot be stronger
Are you a feminist?:yes, but not a militant one...
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:yes
How often do you shave your legs?:as often as necessary (and i determine necessary)
How about your armpits?:refer above
Are you emotional?:when appropriate
Especially when on your period?:refer above
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:what i wanna do
Independence or Companionship?:maybe somewhere in between
Stability or Freedom?:freedom!
Personal or Interpersonal?:errr...
Introvert or Extrovert?:introvert
Popularity or Isolation?:somewhere in btwn
Unique or Loved?:can't you be both?
Understood or Individual?:errr...
You or Them?:depends...

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