The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	yes
Do you party a lot? How often?:	sometimes, not too often
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	i'm not sure
Do you skip classes? How often?:	rarely, once or twice a semester at most
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	no
Do you steal?:	no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	i don't believe so
Do you drool over celebrities?:	not really
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	no
Do you ever watch the News?:	yes
Do you even care about world issues?:	yes, i do.
Do you read books often?:	yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	not really.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	yes
Do you cuss a lot?:	no
Are you desperate to fit in?:	not really
Are you intelligent?:	depends who you ask
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	no
Black eyeliner?:	no
Black eyeshadow?:	no
Black trenchcoat?:	no
Black boots?:	no
Black fishnets?:	no
Black nail polish?:	no
Cigarettes?:	no
Heavy metal music?:	no
Marilyn Manson?:	no
Kittie?:	no
Cradle of Filth?:	no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	no
Do you like to be seen as:	no
Are you an intellectual?:	in the Marxist sense?
An atheist?:	no
Horrible home life?:	no
Hopelessly depressed?:	not hopelessly
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	oh yeah.
Self-mutilation?:	no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	no
Big black boots?:	no
Mohawk?:	no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	no
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	depends who you ask and in what context
Wild hair colors?:	no
NOFX?:	what's that?
Rancid?:	no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	usually
A:	huh?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	not quite sure
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	not really
Play a lot of sports?:	maybe?
Talk a lot about sports?:	no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	yes...
Are you arrogant?:	no
Are you a male or female whore?:	no
Are you homophobic?:	no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	no
Boobs = yes?:	no
Parties = yes?:	no
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	no
Have you ever been on a diet?:	no
How much did you lose?:	N/A
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	N/A
Make yourself throw up?:	no
Make-up?:	very little on appropriate occasions
Low-cut tops?:	what's low?
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	classified information
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	i don't think so
Giggle a lot?:	no
What's the deal with boys?:	what do you mean?...men?
Thongs?:	no
Pretty bras?:	if they're not itchy
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	no
Who's the weaker sex?:	what do you mean by weaker? women have a higher threshold of pain, but men physiologically are supposed ot be stronger
Are you a feminist?:	yes, but not a militant one...
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	yes
How often do you shave your legs?:	as often as necessary (and i determine necessary)
How about your armpits?:	refer above
Are you emotional?:	when appropriate
Especially when on your period?:	refer above
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	what i wanna do
Independence or Companionship?:	maybe somewhere in between
Stability or Freedom?:	freedom!
Personal or Interpersonal?:	errr...
Introvert or Extrovert?:	introvert
Popularity or Isolation?:	somewhere in btwn
Unique or Loved?:	can't you be both?
Understood or Individual?:	errr...
You or Them?:	depends...

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