The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | yes |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | sometimes, not too often |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | i'm not sure |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | rarely, once or twice a semester at most |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | no |
Do you steal?: | no |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | i don't believe so |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | not really |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no |
Do you ever watch the News?: | yes |
Do you even care about world issues?: | yes, i do. |
Do you read books often?: | yes |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | not really. |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | yes |
Do you cuss a lot?: | no |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | not really |
Are you intelligent?: | depends who you ask |
The Goth Stereotype | |
Black lipstick?: | no |
Black eyeliner?: | no |
Black eyeshadow?: | no |
Black trenchcoat?: | no |
Black boots?: | no |
Black fishnets?: | no |
Black nail polish?: | no |
Cigarettes?: | no |
Heavy metal music?: | no |
Marilyn Manson?: | no |
Kittie?: | no |
Cradle of Filth?: | no |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | no |
Do you like to be seen as: | no |
Are you an intellectual?: | in the Marxist sense? |
An atheist?: | no |
Horrible home life?: | no |
Hopelessly depressed?: | not hopelessly |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | oh yeah. |
Self-mutilation?: | no |
The Punk Stereotype | |
Plaid?: | no |
Big black boots?: | no |
Mohawk?: | no |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | depends who you ask and in what context |
Wild hair colors?: | no |
NOFX?: | what's that? |
Rancid?: | no |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | usually |
A: | huh? |
The Jock Sterotype | |
What's your IQ?: | not quite sure |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | not really |
Play a lot of sports?: | maybe? |
Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | yes... |
Are you arrogant?: | no |
Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
Are you homophobic?: | no |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | no |
Boobs = yes?: | no |
Parties = yes?: | no |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
The Girl Stereotype | |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
How much did you lose?: | N/A |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | N/A |
Make yourself throw up?: | no |
Make-up?: | very little on appropriate occasions |
Low-cut tops?: | what's low? |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | classified information |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | i don't think so |
Giggle a lot?: | no |
What's the deal with boys?: | what do you mean?...men? |
Thongs?: | no |
Pretty bras?: | if they're not itchy |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | no |
Who's the weaker sex?: | what do you mean by weaker? women have a higher threshold of pain, but men physiologically are supposed ot be stronger |
Are you a feminist?: | yes, but not a militant one... |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | yes |
How often do you shave your legs?: | as often as necessary (and i determine necessary) |
How about your armpits?: | refer above |
Are you emotional?: | when appropriate |
Especially when on your period?: | refer above |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
Originality or Acceptance?: | what i wanna do |
Independence or Companionship?: | maybe somewhere in between |
Stability or Freedom?: | freedom! |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | errr... |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | somewhere in btwn |
Unique or Loved?: | can't you be both? |
Understood or Individual?: | errr... |
You or Them?: | depends... |
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