I could write about meeting Bush...or about biting off parts of my own lip and eating it...or about meeting a Christian priest on the street who, after finding out that I'm Jewish, tried to brainwash/convert me (and basically told me I'm going to hell)...or...about the multitude of doctor appointments and pills I must take...but won't take, b/c I'm not even going to fill the prescriptions...

I could write about all that stuff.

But, why bother?