I found this funny:

"Scary Signpost #3: NEGLECT. Everyone gets busy, and sometimes it’s really hard to schedule time with someone you care about. But if your sweetie went from major availability to never returning your phone calls — and when you DO talk, he makes you feel like you’re selfish for wanting a slot in his now super-busy schedule — it’s time to take him off your speed dial. A person who truly cares about you will always find a way to get in touch and times to get together.
PULL OVER BECAUSE: If someone makes you feel like a bother because you want his attention, he’s not worth the bother."

(Source: one of those cheesy msn articles, but hey! they're uplifting!)