Forgot my umbrella today...

Took this quiz. Twice. First time I got:

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, relatively well adjusted human being!
See how compatible you are with me!
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Second time I got:

I'm an apparently intelligent, conservative, disgustingly generous, seizure-inducingly boring spod!
What are you?
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Just by changing the song I like! Btw...what the hell does "eejitous" mean?